For when the wine is in, the wit is out.
- Thomas Becon

A person's drink is kind of like your spouse. If you abuse you drink, it'll make your life hell.
- A.J. Bain, Big Shots: The Men behind the Booze

You cannot drown yourself in drink. I've tried. You float.
- John Barrymore

I like to have a Martini, but only two at the most. After three I'm under the table. After four I'm under my host.
- Dorothy Parker