The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
- Peter De Vries

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
- Benjamin Franklin

My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- George Carlin

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West